1 00:01:12,400 --> 00:01:14,400 Morning. 2 00:01:25,440 --> 00:01:27,440 Morning. Been at work? 3 00:01:29,240 --> 00:01:31,360 Only went off for a couple of minutes, 4 00:01:31,400 --> 00:01:34,800 then a stupid farmer came past in a Land Rover and woke him up. 5 00:01:37,600 --> 00:01:41,080 Where's my brain? I've got to be at school in a couple of hours. 6 00:01:41,120 --> 00:01:43,120 I'm never going to make it. 7 00:01:43,160 --> 00:01:46,360 Are you going to be a good boy for your daddy this morning? 8 00:01:46,400 --> 00:01:48,720 You will be back by lunchtime, won't you? 9 00:01:51,920 --> 00:01:53,920 Like I said, Martin, I will try. 10 00:01:53,960 --> 00:01:58,360 These school tours have a life of their own once parents start poking around. 11 00:02:00,000 --> 00:02:02,000 I have my first patient at two. 12 00:02:02,040 --> 00:02:04,040 He'll need feeding before that. 13 00:02:04,080 --> 00:02:06,360 I put a bottle in the fridge just in case. 14 00:02:07,480 --> 00:02:11,200 Don't you think it would be better if you were on hand for his feeds? 15 00:02:11,240 --> 00:02:13,240 That's why I expressed milk. 16 00:02:13,280 --> 00:02:15,280 So I don't always have to be on hand. 17 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:20,000 Steam spurted out of that um... 18 00:02:22,360 --> 00:02:24,360 The wand? Yeah. 19 00:02:24,400 --> 00:02:26,400 I think I broke your coffee thingy. 20 00:02:26,440 --> 00:02:28,440 What? Sorry. 21 00:02:31,440 --> 00:02:34,640 Tomorrow, I'm going to put this place on the culinary map. 22 00:02:34,680 --> 00:02:37,140 All those hungry fun-runners, I'm going to be 23 00:02:37,141 --> 00:02:39,600 here with the baps and the barbecue sauce. 24 00:02:42,760 --> 00:02:44,760 Do you get it? 25 00:02:44,800 --> 00:02:47,400 Hot jogs! Right. 26 00:02:47,440 --> 00:02:49,440 We're going to clean up, boy. 27 00:02:49,480 --> 00:02:51,840 Dad, isn't the point of a fun run to raise 28 00:02:51,841 --> 00:02:54,200 money for charity? Not to line your pockets. 29 00:02:54,240 --> 00:02:56,640 Never let an opportunity pass you by, boy. 30 00:02:56,680 --> 00:02:58,680 And I'll tell you what else. 31 00:02:58,681 --> 00:03:00,680 Those do-gooders are going to need a nice dinner. 32 00:03:00,720 --> 00:03:03,200 So we do a slap-up meal and call it specials. 33 00:03:03,240 --> 00:03:05,240 Charge a bit extra. 34 00:03:05,280 --> 00:03:08,280 You might have a bit of competition. Why? 35 00:03:12,480 --> 00:03:15,080 Seems Mark's got big plans for the fun day too. 36 00:03:21,880 --> 00:03:25,960 It's fine, but I need that to be a door in the middle. It needs tying back. 37 00:03:26,000 --> 00:03:28,120 Go on, then. What's with the marquee? 38 00:03:28,160 --> 00:03:30,160 It's a beauty, isn't it? 39 00:03:30,200 --> 00:03:32,880 We said we wouldn't tread on each other's toes. 40 00:03:32,920 --> 00:03:35,400 There'll be plenty of punters to go around. 41 00:03:35,440 --> 00:03:37,440 Not now you've put this monster up. 42 00:03:37,480 --> 00:03:39,680 This is a violation of your agreement. 43 00:03:41,240 --> 00:03:43,760 Agreement? It was more of a chat down the pub. 44 00:03:43,800 --> 00:03:45,800 Anyway, I've already shelled out. 45 00:03:45,840 --> 00:03:48,360 And I've already paid for 200 chicken Kievs! 46 00:03:48,400 --> 00:03:50,600 I don't see why it's got to be a problem. 47 00:03:50,640 --> 00:03:53,040 I'll do the upmarket seafood and you do... 48 00:03:54,240 --> 00:03:56,240 what you usually do. 49 00:04:01,000 --> 00:04:03,000 Hello, Doc. 50 00:04:03,040 --> 00:04:04,920 Where are your trousers? 51 00:04:04,960 --> 00:04:07,360 Special dispensation from the Super due to 52 00:04:07,361 --> 00:04:09,760 my role as marshal of the fun run tomorrow. 53 00:04:11,200 --> 00:04:14,680 Surgery doesn't open until this afternoon. What do you want? 54 00:04:14,720 --> 00:04:17,840 What with you being the village's standard-bearer for health, 55 00:04:17,880 --> 00:04:21,000 I would be honoured if you were to act in some official capacity. 56 00:04:21,040 --> 00:04:23,040 No. 57 00:04:23,080 --> 00:04:25,800 There's a warm-up session today. How about leading it? 58 00:04:25,840 --> 00:04:27,800 Have you checked whether the participants 59 00:04:27,801 --> 00:04:29,760 have a minimum level of fitness? 60 00:04:29,800 --> 00:04:31,600 It's a fun run, Doc. 61 00:04:31,640 --> 00:04:35,840 Sprains, tendonitis, dehydration, dislodged testicle, cardiac arrest. 62 00:04:35,880 --> 00:04:37,880 Sounds like a lot of fun. 63 00:04:37,920 --> 00:04:40,600 Well... You could still make a difference. 64 00:04:40,640 --> 00:04:42,640 It's for the kiddies. 65 00:04:42,680 --> 00:04:44,680 In Africa. 66 00:04:44,720 --> 00:04:46,720 Hello, Joe. Louisa. 67 00:04:46,760 --> 00:04:50,160 Sorry. Um... I'm going now and we're low on nappies. 68 00:04:50,200 --> 00:04:52,200 So you might need to pop out again. 69 00:04:52,240 --> 00:04:54,240 Yes. 70 00:04:54,280 --> 00:04:56,280 Yeah... I've got some somewhere. 71 00:05:04,560 --> 00:05:06,760 I'll go to the cashpoint later. Sorry. 72 00:05:06,800 --> 00:05:08,800 Not as sorry as those kiddies. 73 00:05:15,120 --> 00:05:17,120 How do I look? 74 00:05:19,200 --> 00:05:21,680 You could say, 'You look nice, Louisa.' 75 00:05:21,720 --> 00:05:23,720 Yes, you always do. 76 00:05:23,760 --> 00:05:25,760 Thank you. 77 00:05:27,440 --> 00:05:29,440 I'll be off, then. 78 00:05:31,440 --> 00:05:33,440 See you at two. Yes. 79 00:05:36,920 --> 00:05:39,920 Dad... I was looking for these. 80 00:05:39,960 --> 00:05:41,560 I'll be finished soon enough. 81 00:05:41,600 --> 00:05:43,960 I've got to get the primer on Ruth's windows today. 82 00:05:44,000 --> 00:05:46,000 Two seconds, OK, son?! 83 00:05:46,040 --> 00:05:49,920 I can't help but notice that you've been up there almost every day now. 84 00:05:49,960 --> 00:05:52,440 There's a lot to do. There's a lot to do here! 85 00:05:52,480 --> 00:05:54,940 It's not like we can't use the extra cash. 86 00:05:54,941 --> 00:05:57,400 Especially with you offering deals like that. 87 00:05:57,440 --> 00:06:01,360 If Mark plays dirty, I want to show him he's not the only pig in the pen. 88 00:06:01,400 --> 00:06:03,720 Just try not to put us out of business, eh? 89 00:06:07,360 --> 00:06:08,360 Doc free? 90 00:06:08,400 --> 00:06:11,880 Not to be disturbed unless it's something unpronounceable. 91 00:06:11,920 --> 00:06:15,440 I can get you in after two. I... need to see him right now. 92 00:06:15,480 --> 00:06:18,480 I will give him my winning smile and see what happens. 93 00:06:18,520 --> 00:06:20,520 For a fiver. 94 00:06:20,560 --> 00:06:22,560 No, you won't. Come back at two. 95 00:06:22,600 --> 00:06:24,600 Come on, Doc, please! 96 00:06:24,640 --> 00:06:26,640 Make an appointment. 97 00:06:26,680 --> 00:06:29,000 I've got this pain. It's pretty serious. 98 00:06:29,040 --> 00:06:31,040 How do you know it's serious? 99 00:06:31,080 --> 00:06:33,400 Under the rib cage. I'm in agony. 100 00:06:34,680 --> 00:06:37,680 All right, come in. Cheers, Doc. I won't forget this. 101 00:06:39,320 --> 00:06:41,320 Have you had it before? No. 102 00:06:41,360 --> 00:06:43,360 Any reflux or ulcers? No. 103 00:06:43,400 --> 00:06:44,400 Ooh! 104 00:06:44,440 --> 00:06:47,040 Eaten anything peculiar in the last day or so? 105 00:06:47,080 --> 00:06:49,080 Any bowel problems? No and no. 106 00:06:49,120 --> 00:06:51,200 Taking any medication? Not really. 107 00:06:51,240 --> 00:06:53,240 Are you or aren't you? 108 00:06:53,280 --> 00:06:55,280 Just aspirin. How many? 109 00:06:55,320 --> 00:06:57,880 I don't know. I guess quite a few. 110 00:06:57,920 --> 00:06:59,920 How many? 111 00:06:59,960 --> 00:07:02,440 Five or six since this morning. 112 00:07:02,480 --> 00:07:04,480 Ten yesterday. 113 00:07:04,520 --> 00:07:06,520 Maybe the same the day before. 114 00:07:06,560 --> 00:07:10,160 You've almost certainly aggravated the lining of your stomach. 115 00:07:10,200 --> 00:07:13,800 Take aspirin at that rate and you'll be on your way to an overdose. 116 00:07:13,840 --> 00:07:16,880 What have you got for me, then? Get me back on the road. 117 00:07:16,920 --> 00:07:19,600 Stop taking all that aspirin. Take an antacid. 118 00:07:19,640 --> 00:07:22,240 With luck, you won't have done lasting damage. 119 00:07:22,280 --> 00:07:24,280 Why are you taking all that aspirin? 120 00:07:24,320 --> 00:07:26,640 I've got this thing with my back. A thing? 121 00:07:26,680 --> 00:07:28,680 Take off your shirt. 122 00:07:28,720 --> 00:07:32,320 Joe Penhale on the phone. Some bloke's collapsed at the warm-up. 123 00:07:32,360 --> 00:07:34,360 Come back this afternoon. 124 00:07:35,960 --> 00:07:37,000 Ellingham. 125 00:07:37,040 --> 00:07:39,640 Doc, we've got a man down here. Top of the hill. 126 00:07:39,680 --> 00:07:42,280 Probably not serious. Though he did go white. 127 00:07:42,320 --> 00:07:45,240 And I think he might have stopped breathing at one point. 128 00:07:45,280 --> 00:07:48,360 Is he conscious now? Hard to tell with all the gasping. 129 00:07:48,400 --> 00:07:50,200 I'll be right there. 130 00:07:50,240 --> 00:07:52,240 I've ruled out dislodged testicle. 131 00:07:52,280 --> 00:07:55,560 He wasn't happy, but one less thing to worry about, eh, Doc? 132 00:08:03,760 --> 00:08:05,760 Out of the way! The doctor's coming! 133 00:08:05,800 --> 00:08:07,800 Sshh! Be quiet! Ssshh! 134 00:08:13,000 --> 00:08:15,000 The doctor's here! 135 00:08:17,360 --> 00:08:19,360 Hey, Doc. Mr um... 136 00:08:19,400 --> 00:08:21,000 Monk. 137 00:08:21,040 --> 00:08:23,040 Did you lose consciousness? No. 138 00:08:23,080 --> 00:08:25,200 Breathless. I couldn't see properly. 139 00:08:25,240 --> 00:08:28,960 Keeled over like a drunken mackerel. When did you last have a drink? 140 00:08:29,000 --> 00:08:31,880 Cup of coffee this morning. A few pints last night. 141 00:08:31,920 --> 00:08:34,000 Idiot. You're severely dehydrated. 142 00:08:34,040 --> 00:08:37,720 What made you think you were fit enough for this sort of exercise?! 143 00:08:37,760 --> 00:08:39,760 It's for the little kiddies. 144 00:08:39,800 --> 00:08:43,320 Mr Monk has late-onset diabetes. He's also grossly unfit. 145 00:08:43,360 --> 00:08:45,360 Must have slipped through the net. 146 00:08:45,400 --> 00:08:47,720 Give him a sip of water every few minutes. 147 00:08:47,760 --> 00:08:49,760 He'll be all right within the hour. 148 00:08:49,800 --> 00:08:51,800 Thanks, Doc. We did it again, eh? 149 00:08:54,360 --> 00:08:56,360 OK, folks! Show's over! 150 00:09:04,520 --> 00:09:06,720 Hello, Doctor. How may I be of service? 151 00:09:06,760 --> 00:09:08,760 Nappies. 152 00:09:08,800 --> 00:09:10,800 Louisa went past earlier. 153 00:09:10,840 --> 00:09:12,840 She looked ever so smart. 154 00:09:12,880 --> 00:09:15,560 These working mothers have it all, don't they? 155 00:09:15,600 --> 00:09:18,120 But someone has to pick up the slack, Doctor. 156 00:09:18,160 --> 00:09:20,160 And it is so often the man. 157 00:09:20,200 --> 00:09:24,080 A busy professional left holding the baby, on top of everything. 158 00:09:24,120 --> 00:09:26,120 Glycerine suppositories. 159 00:09:26,160 --> 00:09:28,160 Coming right up. 160 00:09:31,160 --> 00:09:33,240 I'll put it on your account as usual? 161 00:09:33,280 --> 00:09:35,280 Yes, please. 162 00:09:41,320 --> 00:09:43,320 Thank you. 163 00:09:55,480 --> 00:09:58,000 Large's restaurant! Best food in Port Wenn! 164 00:09:58,040 --> 00:10:00,040 Beer, two for one! Here. 165 00:10:01,400 --> 00:10:04,080 Large restaurant! Two for one! Hello, my lover. 166 00:10:04,120 --> 00:10:06,120 Thanks. Two for one beer? 167 00:10:07,320 --> 00:10:09,320 Go on! Might cheer you up a bit! 168 00:10:51,440 --> 00:10:53,440 Good boy. 169 00:10:58,080 --> 00:11:00,080 Stay there. 170 00:11:10,560 --> 00:11:12,560 Doc- No. 171 00:11:25,000 --> 00:11:27,000 What are you doing?! Give him to me! 172 00:11:28,680 --> 00:11:30,680 He's lovely. 173 00:11:30,720 --> 00:11:33,600 But a little bit young to be left on his own, don't you think? 174 00:11:33,640 --> 00:11:35,640 Who are you? 175 00:11:35,680 --> 00:11:37,680 I'm Eleanor. 176 00:11:37,720 --> 00:11:39,720 His grandmother! 177 00:11:45,802 --> 00:11:47,802 And what's this one called? 178 00:11:47,842 --> 00:11:50,642 Does... Does Louisa... Is Louisa expecting you? 179 00:11:53,482 --> 00:11:55,482 Lulu! 180 00:11:55,522 --> 00:11:57,522 What are you doing here? 181 00:11:57,562 --> 00:11:59,562 You invited me. No, I didn't. 182 00:11:59,602 --> 00:12:01,682 I just wrote that I was having a baby. 183 00:12:01,722 --> 00:12:03,722 Five months ago. 184 00:12:03,762 --> 00:12:07,562 I know. I know. But when your letter arrived, I was about to go on hols. 185 00:12:09,042 --> 00:12:11,162 You look like you need one, by the way. 186 00:12:11,202 --> 00:12:13,202 And then... things came up. 187 00:12:14,562 --> 00:12:16,562 I'm sure you know how that is, Lulu. 188 00:12:18,082 --> 00:12:20,082 And you must be... Yes. 189 00:12:22,802 --> 00:12:24,802 It's been such a long time. 190 00:12:26,642 --> 00:12:29,922 I suppose I should be annoyed at being made a grandmother! 191 00:12:29,962 --> 00:12:31,962 I'm a little bit young for that! 192 00:12:32,002 --> 00:12:35,522 Biologically speaking, you're exactly the right age. 57, 58. 193 00:12:35,562 --> 00:12:38,242 Yeah. Around there. 194 00:12:39,242 --> 00:12:41,242 Is that your suitcase? 195 00:12:43,162 --> 00:12:46,202 How long were you planning on staying, Mother? 196 00:12:47,202 --> 00:12:49,202 For as long as I'm needed. 197 00:13:12,842 --> 00:13:15,322 Probably think I'm headed to a crime scene. 198 00:13:15,362 --> 00:13:17,482 But it's not the case. Unfortunately. 199 00:13:17,522 --> 00:13:20,322 This lot's for marking the course for the fun run. 200 00:13:20,362 --> 00:13:22,362 I've got to get this unloaded. 201 00:13:23,802 --> 00:13:25,802 Let me give you a hand. No, thanks. 202 00:13:25,842 --> 00:13:28,122 Your local police force is here to help. 203 00:13:28,162 --> 00:13:30,562 Will you be wanting this in the cold store? 204 00:13:30,602 --> 00:13:32,602 It's all right, I'll get that. 205 00:13:34,842 --> 00:13:36,842 You get off. 206 00:13:38,002 --> 00:13:40,002 Not a problem. 207 00:13:40,042 --> 00:13:42,042 Thank you. 208 00:13:45,722 --> 00:13:47,722 Right, then. 209 00:13:49,682 --> 00:13:52,362 I'm supposed to be doing the fun run tomorrow. 210 00:13:52,402 --> 00:13:54,402 I don't want everyone telling me that I stink. 211 00:13:54,403 --> 00:13:56,402 Laughing behind my back. 212 00:14:00,002 --> 00:14:02,122 I'm surprised you can get that close. 213 00:14:02,162 --> 00:14:04,242 Everyone else keeps their distance. 214 00:14:04,282 --> 00:14:06,282 It's not by choice, it's my job. 215 00:14:08,362 --> 00:14:10,362 They call me Fishy. 216 00:14:10,402 --> 00:14:13,162 Fishy Finbar. Finbar the fishy f... 217 00:14:14,362 --> 00:14:16,822 Sorry. I just want you to stop me smelling 218 00:14:16,823 --> 00:14:19,282 like something I landed a week ago. 219 00:14:19,322 --> 00:14:21,442 When did you first become aware of your smell? 220 00:14:21,482 --> 00:14:23,482 Just before I left school. 221 00:14:23,522 --> 00:14:25,522 I couldn't do gym. 222 00:14:25,562 --> 00:14:28,042 They wouldn't let me in the changing rooms. 223 00:14:28,082 --> 00:14:30,282 I came to see Dr Simm. But he said it was 224 00:14:30,283 --> 00:14:32,482 just because I helped my dad on his boat. 225 00:14:32,522 --> 00:14:34,482 He said it was my fault and that I should 226 00:14:34,483 --> 00:14:36,442 change my clothes a bit more often. 227 00:14:36,482 --> 00:14:38,482 And that was it? 228 00:14:38,522 --> 00:14:40,922 The thing is, my dad smells of fish as well. 229 00:14:40,962 --> 00:14:43,082 Though it comes off when he has a bath. 230 00:14:43,122 --> 00:14:45,122 With me... 231 00:14:45,162 --> 00:14:47,162 it never gets better. 232 00:14:47,202 --> 00:14:49,202 Do you eat cheese? 233 00:14:49,242 --> 00:14:51,882 What? Cheese. Do you eat it? 234 00:14:51,922 --> 00:14:53,922 Does it accelerate your pulse rate? 235 00:14:53,962 --> 00:14:57,522 Make your heart flutter? Makes me feel a bit weird, yeah. 236 00:14:57,562 --> 00:14:59,922 I'd need a urine sample to confirm, but 237 00:14:59,923 --> 00:15:02,282 I'm pretty sure it's trimethylaminuria. 238 00:15:03,642 --> 00:15:05,642 What? It's a very rare condition. 239 00:15:05,682 --> 00:15:09,402 Your body is unable to process a chemical called trimethylamine. 240 00:15:09,442 --> 00:15:11,562 So it comes out from the sweat glands. 241 00:15:11,602 --> 00:15:14,522 Unfortunately for you, it smells like rotten fish. 242 00:15:17,642 --> 00:15:19,642 So what can you do to help me? 243 00:15:19,682 --> 00:15:24,882 I can advise you on your diet so as to minimise the impact of your... 244 00:15:24,922 --> 00:15:26,922 odour. 245 00:15:26,962 --> 00:15:28,962 Apart from that, nothing. 246 00:15:29,002 --> 00:15:31,762 But I've definitely got something? Trime... 247 00:15:31,802 --> 00:15:33,802 Trimethylaminuria. 248 00:15:33,842 --> 00:15:36,762 So really... I'm quite special. 249 00:15:36,802 --> 00:15:39,002 In that you smell like rotten fish, yes. 250 00:15:39,042 --> 00:15:41,642 But it's not my fault. I have a rare condition. 251 00:15:43,042 --> 00:15:45,042 Nice one, Doc! 252 00:15:45,082 --> 00:15:47,082 Yes. 253 00:15:53,082 --> 00:15:55,762 Has your mother left? No. She's gone for a walk. 254 00:15:55,802 --> 00:15:58,522 If she thinks she can just swan back into my life, 255 00:15:58,562 --> 00:16:00,962 she'll find it's not quite as easy as that. 256 00:16:01,002 --> 00:16:03,002 Yes, I can see that. 257 00:16:03,042 --> 00:16:06,122 I've managed perfectly well on my own all these years. 258 00:16:06,162 --> 00:16:09,962 I don't need her interfering now. But you wrote to her about the baby. 259 00:16:10,002 --> 00:16:11,882 Yes, of course I did. 260 00:16:11,922 --> 00:16:14,642 So you must have wanted her to have some involvement with him. 261 00:16:14,682 --> 00:16:17,482 I don't know! It wasn't a rational thing, Martin. 262 00:16:18,522 --> 00:16:20,522 No. 263 00:16:23,722 --> 00:16:26,242 I've got six cases of fresh fish staring at me! 264 00:16:28,442 --> 00:16:30,442 Of course I can pay you. 265 00:16:30,482 --> 00:16:32,482 OK, fine! 266 00:16:32,522 --> 00:16:34,322 God... 267 00:16:34,362 --> 00:16:36,482 I'm a bit busy, Bert. What do you want? 268 00:16:36,522 --> 00:16:39,842 You can stop trying to undercut me with your free wine offer. 269 00:16:39,882 --> 00:16:42,962 You've got your two-for-one night. Let's call it even. 270 00:16:43,002 --> 00:16:46,962 First there was the marquee shenanigans. Now there's this. 271 00:16:47,002 --> 00:16:49,242 You want to move into the big league, fine. 272 00:16:49,282 --> 00:16:51,362 But not on the shoulders of the little people. 273 00:16:51,402 --> 00:16:53,482 Two words for you, Bert. Free market. 274 00:16:53,522 --> 00:16:55,522 It's called running a business. 275 00:16:55,562 --> 00:16:57,562 No, it's not. It's called warfare. 276 00:16:57,602 --> 00:17:00,322 And you, my boy, have taken on the wrong general! 277 00:17:00,362 --> 00:17:02,362 You're overreacting. 278 00:17:02,402 --> 00:17:04,402 I know a cheat when I see one! 279 00:17:04,442 --> 00:17:06,442 And I'm looking at one right now! 280 00:17:09,722 --> 00:17:13,002 I've put a new fuse in, but the whole place needs rewiring. 281 00:17:14,242 --> 00:17:16,562 Which will last longer, me or the wiring? 282 00:17:17,962 --> 00:17:21,002 Neither if the electric shorts and the whole place burns down. 283 00:17:21,042 --> 00:17:23,042 I'll chance it. 284 00:17:25,322 --> 00:17:28,122 I might need to put some time in at the restaurant. 285 00:17:29,282 --> 00:17:31,282 Tomorrow? 286 00:17:31,322 --> 00:17:35,442 It's just a one-off. Dad has been complaining I spend too much time here. 287 00:17:35,482 --> 00:17:37,282 I think he misses me a bit. 288 00:17:37,322 --> 00:17:39,322 Or he misses your free labour. 289 00:17:41,002 --> 00:17:43,002 Hey, dog! No! 290 00:17:44,562 --> 00:17:46,562 You couldn't take him to Martin's? 291 00:17:46,602 --> 00:17:48,402 I'm sure the doc will love that. 292 00:17:48,442 --> 00:17:50,202 I pay your wages, you know. 293 00:17:50,242 --> 00:17:52,242 You don't pay me danger money. 294 00:17:54,002 --> 00:17:56,002 Next patient! 295 00:17:56,042 --> 00:17:58,042 God. 296 00:17:59,122 --> 00:18:01,522 Back's got a bit worse since this morning. 297 00:18:01,562 --> 00:18:03,762 I need something to knock the pain off. 298 00:18:03,802 --> 00:18:05,802 Untuck your shirt. 299 00:18:05,842 --> 00:18:07,842 Where does it hurt? 300 00:18:07,882 --> 00:18:09,882 Low. Feels like... 301 00:18:09,922 --> 00:18:11,922 Any pain in your buttocks? 302 00:18:11,962 --> 00:18:13,962 Your legs? 303 00:18:14,922 --> 00:18:16,922 Bend one leg. 304 00:18:19,202 --> 00:18:21,202 Like this. 305 00:18:23,162 --> 00:18:25,162 And the other one. 306 00:18:26,042 --> 00:18:28,042 Been lifting anything heavy? 307 00:18:28,082 --> 00:18:30,162 In my line of work, just all the time. 308 00:18:30,202 --> 00:18:32,202 You've probably strained a muscle. 309 00:18:32,242 --> 00:18:34,322 Take time off work and give it a rest. 310 00:18:34,362 --> 00:18:37,242 I can't do that, Doc. Busy day tomorrow. 311 00:18:37,282 --> 00:18:39,282 A lot riding on this fun day. 312 00:18:40,962 --> 00:18:43,722 I've prescribed anti-imflam... Stop scratching. 313 00:18:43,762 --> 00:18:45,762 Sorry. That's great, Doc. 314 00:18:45,802 --> 00:18:47,802 You have a skin irritation? 315 00:18:47,842 --> 00:18:49,842 Heat rash. It's hot in the kitchen. 316 00:18:49,882 --> 00:18:52,282 How do you know it's heat rash? Take a seat. 317 00:18:52,322 --> 00:18:54,602 It's nothing. I'll be the judge of that. 318 00:18:54,642 --> 00:18:58,762 If you have something infectious, you could pass it on to your customers! 319 00:18:58,802 --> 00:19:00,802 It's a heat rash! Mr Bridge! 320 00:19:00,842 --> 00:19:02,842 I haven't finished! 321 00:19:03,762 --> 00:19:05,762 Arse! Martin! 322 00:19:10,562 --> 00:19:12,202 Next! 323 00:19:12,242 --> 00:19:14,242 Who wants to give it a go, then? 324 00:19:16,402 --> 00:19:18,402 I'd forgotten what it was like here. 325 00:19:20,442 --> 00:19:22,442 I can see myself staying awhile. 326 00:19:24,402 --> 00:19:26,402 You've got a nice place. Big! 327 00:19:27,642 --> 00:19:30,122 There's a room free at the Crab and Lobster. 328 00:19:30,162 --> 00:19:32,162 I just called. 329 00:19:32,202 --> 00:19:34,202 Did you tell them I am a vegetarian? 330 00:19:34,242 --> 00:19:37,362 I'm sure they'll be able to work that out for themselves. 331 00:19:37,402 --> 00:19:39,402 I'll go and get my case, then. 332 00:19:39,442 --> 00:19:41,442 We can walk there together. 333 00:19:41,482 --> 00:19:43,482 Do you need a hand with that? 334 00:19:43,522 --> 00:19:45,522 Yeah, about five minutes ago. 335 00:19:51,482 --> 00:19:54,362 You look knackered! Baby keeping you up all night? 336 00:19:54,402 --> 00:19:56,402 Like Doc Martin. Dirty old tosser! 337 00:19:56,442 --> 00:19:58,642 We were all like that once, weren't we? 338 00:19:58,682 --> 00:20:00,682 I wasn't. Well, I was. 339 00:20:03,362 --> 00:20:06,082 Martin and I are moving at half-term. To London. 340 00:20:06,122 --> 00:20:08,122 I was going to let you know but... 341 00:20:10,242 --> 00:20:12,242 City girl are we now? 342 00:20:12,282 --> 00:20:14,282 I guess I'm going to be, yeah. 343 00:20:14,322 --> 00:20:17,802 I arrive and you leave. Not exactly a welcome home party, is it? 344 00:20:17,842 --> 00:20:19,842 I can't believe you just said that! 345 00:20:19,882 --> 00:20:22,322 I came back here for you. 346 00:20:22,362 --> 00:20:25,042 Took seven years. Yeah, you rushed right back. 347 00:20:25,082 --> 00:20:27,882 It was your decision not to come to Spain, Louisa. 348 00:20:27,922 --> 00:20:30,042 It was your choice not to live with me. 349 00:20:31,082 --> 00:20:35,082 Mum, I was 11 years old. You were practically a stranger by then. 350 00:20:37,202 --> 00:20:40,002 Sometimes you have to listen to your heart, love. 351 00:20:40,042 --> 00:20:42,042 Or Javier, in your case. 352 00:20:43,482 --> 00:20:45,482 He died last March. 353 00:20:48,162 --> 00:20:50,162 Dear. 354 00:20:50,202 --> 00:20:52,202 I'm sorry. 355 00:20:52,242 --> 00:20:54,242 You really do look tired, Lulu. 356 00:20:54,282 --> 00:20:56,802 That Martin isn't one for chipping in, is he? 357 00:20:56,842 --> 00:21:00,322 Martin is busy, you know. He's got a lot of responsibilities. 358 00:21:01,202 --> 00:21:03,202 What you need is a pick-me-up. 359 00:21:03,242 --> 00:21:05,442 A little Spanish sunshine in a bottle. 360 00:21:05,482 --> 00:21:07,482 It's herbal. 361 00:21:07,522 --> 00:21:09,522 Works wonders on me. No, thank you. 362 00:21:15,442 --> 00:21:17,442 Wait! 363 00:21:29,962 --> 00:21:31,962 Have you got any avocado oil? 364 00:21:36,242 --> 00:21:38,442 This is a pharmacy, not a voodoo store. 365 00:21:38,482 --> 00:21:40,202 Eleanor. 366 00:21:41,602 --> 00:21:45,202 Sally! I didn't recognise you! 367 00:21:45,242 --> 00:21:49,122 Sea air is really harsh on the skin, isn't it? 368 00:21:49,162 --> 00:21:51,642 And you're back. Yeah. 369 00:21:51,682 --> 00:21:53,162 For Lulu, you know. 370 00:21:53,202 --> 00:21:55,322 That will be a nice change for Louisa. 371 00:21:55,362 --> 00:21:57,682 Not before time, thank God. 372 00:21:57,722 --> 00:22:02,722 Poor thing's swamped. And that man of hers, total waste of space. 373 00:22:02,762 --> 00:22:07,482 Dr Ellingham is one of the finest human beings I have ever met. 374 00:22:08,602 --> 00:22:10,922 Well, I don't suppose you meet that many. 375 00:22:10,962 --> 00:22:13,682 Never really heard the call of the wild, did you? 376 00:22:13,722 --> 00:22:17,442 I heard the call. I just chose not to listen. 377 00:22:17,482 --> 00:22:20,882 Leave that to the likes of you. Life's adventuress! 378 00:22:20,922 --> 00:22:22,922 Wasn't quite the word I had in mind. 379 00:22:22,962 --> 00:22:27,442 Some of us have to travel. Some of us are happy to stay where we are. 380 00:22:27,482 --> 00:22:30,162 In the back of beyond, running a little shop. 381 00:22:30,202 --> 00:22:32,402 Which doesn't even stock avocado oil. 382 00:22:33,362 --> 00:22:36,882 Is there anywhere in the village a bit more... cosmopolitan? 383 00:22:36,922 --> 00:22:39,042 If there is, I'm sure you will find it. 384 00:22:43,082 --> 00:22:45,082 It don't add up. 385 00:22:45,122 --> 00:22:47,122 What's that? 386 00:22:47,162 --> 00:22:49,682 Mark is going to give away all this free wine. 387 00:22:49,722 --> 00:22:51,722 How can he be turning a profit? 388 00:22:51,762 --> 00:22:53,762 Numbers don't lie. 389 00:22:53,802 --> 00:22:56,482 How did you get that figure? Numbers munching. 390 00:22:56,522 --> 00:22:59,242 He's up to something. I can just smell it. 391 00:22:59,282 --> 00:23:02,282 Don't you think you're taking this a bit too far, Dad? 392 00:23:02,322 --> 00:23:05,002 You've just declared war on his pub. In public. 393 00:23:05,042 --> 00:23:07,042 You'll get a name for yourself. 394 00:23:09,442 --> 00:23:12,642 What are you doing back, anyway? I came to help you set up. 395 00:23:14,362 --> 00:23:16,362 Her Majesty OK with that, is she? 396 00:23:17,642 --> 00:23:19,842 Mummy needs you to sleep now. 397 00:23:19,882 --> 00:23:21,882 It's getting late. 398 00:23:23,762 --> 00:23:25,762 Please. You must be getting tired. 399 00:23:28,842 --> 00:23:30,802 Hello, you two. 400 00:23:30,842 --> 00:23:32,842 You can't just walk in here! 401 00:23:32,882 --> 00:23:35,962 I was in the pub, in my room, and I suddenly 402 00:23:35,963 --> 00:23:39,042 thought I really want to see my little grandson. 403 00:23:39,082 --> 00:23:41,362 Yeah, but he's a bit upset at the moment. 404 00:23:42,842 --> 00:23:45,602 Can I? It's OK. He'll be asleep soon. 405 00:23:45,642 --> 00:23:47,642 Don't you want a break? 406 00:23:47,682 --> 00:23:50,362 Yeah, I do but... I'd really like to. 407 00:23:50,402 --> 00:23:52,402 I want to bond with my grandchild. 408 00:23:55,442 --> 00:23:57,442 Sure? 409 00:23:57,482 --> 00:24:00,602 Get me a bottle and I'll take him upstairs and get him off. 410 00:24:00,642 --> 00:24:03,242 Have a break, Lulu. Get yourself a bite to eat. 411 00:24:03,282 --> 00:24:05,282 All right, then. Come on, now. 412 00:24:05,322 --> 00:24:07,322 Sshh. 413 00:24:13,602 --> 00:24:16,322 I don't think I can take another sleepless night. 414 00:24:17,762 --> 00:24:19,882 Why does he sleep so well in the day... 415 00:24:21,002 --> 00:24:23,002 but then never at night? 416 00:24:23,042 --> 00:24:25,282 I told you your comforting on demand would 417 00:24:25,283 --> 00:24:27,522 lead to interrupted sleep patterns. 418 00:24:27,562 --> 00:24:29,562 Don't go there, Martin. 419 00:24:35,362 --> 00:24:37,362 Is there a problem? 420 00:24:37,402 --> 00:24:39,402 No, it's fine. 421 00:24:43,922 --> 00:24:45,922 I'll get some fish tomorrow. 422 00:24:50,762 --> 00:24:52,762 Listen. 423 00:24:52,802 --> 00:24:54,802 He's stopped crying. 424 00:24:59,522 --> 00:25:02,602 Perhaps I should check on him. Martin, she's my mother. 425 00:25:02,642 --> 00:25:04,842 I'll be the one that doesn't trust her. 426 00:25:13,362 --> 00:25:15,362 He just needed his grandma. 427 00:25:24,622 --> 00:25:26,622 Attention all! 428 00:25:26,662 --> 00:25:28,662 Welcome... Attention! 429 00:25:30,422 --> 00:25:33,102 Welcome to the first annual Port Wenn fun run! 430 00:25:35,182 --> 00:25:37,542 Please use the designated route, which I've 431 00:25:37,543 --> 00:25:39,902 clearly marked with bollards and tape. 432 00:25:39,942 --> 00:25:44,382 Except for the section where I've drawn little arrows on the road. 433 00:25:44,422 --> 00:25:46,422 Please follow these accordingly. 434 00:25:48,382 --> 00:25:50,382 But not the ones I crossed out. 435 00:25:53,942 --> 00:25:57,222 Dad, business is hard enough without you making enemies. 436 00:25:57,262 --> 00:26:00,382 So you go and see Mark and you tell him you didn't mean it. 437 00:26:00,422 --> 00:26:02,822 But I just know he's up to something dodgy. 438 00:26:02,862 --> 00:26:04,862 But you don't know that. 439 00:26:04,902 --> 00:26:06,902 We'll hardly be struggling for customers. 440 00:26:06,903 --> 00:26:08,902 Look at all these nutters! 441 00:26:08,942 --> 00:26:10,942 Maybe I did lose my rag a bit, eh? 442 00:26:12,342 --> 00:26:14,342 It takes a strong man to apologise. 443 00:26:16,542 --> 00:26:18,542 So you go down there and you see him. 444 00:26:22,262 --> 00:26:24,262 Right, there we are. OK, then. 445 00:26:24,302 --> 00:26:26,302 Ladies and gentlemen! 446 00:26:27,862 --> 00:26:29,862 Rabbits and... 447 00:26:29,902 --> 00:26:31,902 whatever. 448 00:26:31,942 --> 00:26:33,942 On your marks! Get set! 449 00:26:43,422 --> 00:26:45,422 And off we go! 450 00:26:52,102 --> 00:26:54,382 Morning, sweetheart! You look rested! 451 00:26:54,422 --> 00:26:56,422 Or have you just piled on the slap? 452 00:26:56,462 --> 00:26:58,462 Baby slept through. 453 00:26:58,502 --> 00:27:00,902 Told you he would! Where are you two off to? 454 00:27:00,942 --> 00:27:03,742 Showing prospective parents around the school. 455 00:27:03,782 --> 00:27:06,382 And the baby-sitter cancelled, so I'm a bit late. 456 00:27:06,422 --> 00:27:08,222 Let me watch him. 457 00:27:08,262 --> 00:27:10,262 No, it's fine. I can manage. 458 00:27:10,302 --> 00:27:12,782 He loves his grandma. Don't you, Snookums? 459 00:27:15,702 --> 00:27:17,702 How long are you going to be, then? 460 00:27:17,742 --> 00:27:19,862 I'm only going to be a couple of hours. 461 00:27:19,902 --> 00:27:22,182 And he's just had a feed, so you're safe. 462 00:27:22,222 --> 00:27:24,462 But if he wakes, there are bottles in the 463 00:27:24,463 --> 00:27:26,702 fridge and the back door is always open. 464 00:27:26,742 --> 00:27:28,742 Are you sure? Not a problem. 465 00:27:28,782 --> 00:27:30,782 And he likes the pink camel. 466 00:27:30,822 --> 00:27:34,422 He can't tell the difference between you and that traffic cone! 467 00:27:34,462 --> 00:27:36,542 But it's sweet that you think he can. 468 00:27:38,102 --> 00:27:41,102 If you go to the toilet, don't just leave him out here. 469 00:27:41,142 --> 00:27:43,142 You've got to take him with you. 470 00:27:43,182 --> 00:27:45,182 Yeah? 471 00:27:50,902 --> 00:27:52,902 Money for the children! 472 00:27:52,942 --> 00:27:54,942 Excuse me! No. 473 00:27:54,982 --> 00:27:58,302 Doctor. I have a proposition for you. 474 00:28:00,942 --> 00:28:04,142 I want you to know I would be happy to do some baby-sitting. 475 00:28:04,182 --> 00:28:06,262 That's in hand. You only have to ask. 476 00:28:09,422 --> 00:28:10,582 Mr Bridge! 477 00:28:10,622 --> 00:28:12,622 Careful! Idiot! Tosser! 478 00:28:12,662 --> 00:28:14,662 Mr Bridge! Not a good time. 479 00:28:14,702 --> 00:28:16,702 It's a perfect time! 480 00:28:16,742 --> 00:28:20,222 You walked out of my surgery and I hadn't finished my examination. 481 00:28:20,262 --> 00:28:22,062 There's a few extra people in the village 482 00:28:22,063 --> 00:28:23,862 today and they all want feeding. 483 00:28:23,902 --> 00:28:25,902 If you do not let me examine you, I will report 484 00:28:25,903 --> 00:28:27,902 you to the environmental health officer. 485 00:28:27,942 --> 00:28:29,742 Stop being such a busybody. 486 00:28:29,782 --> 00:28:33,662 You obviously think you're infectious or you wouldn't be so evasive. 487 00:28:33,702 --> 00:28:35,702 Look, Doc, let me do my job. 488 00:28:35,742 --> 00:28:38,462 I'll pop in first thing Monday morning. I promise. 489 00:28:38,502 --> 00:28:40,502 No. Today, or I will take measures. 490 00:28:40,542 --> 00:28:42,542 All right. 491 00:28:42,582 --> 00:28:44,582 All right! 492 00:28:54,302 --> 00:28:56,302 Where did you get him from? 493 00:28:56,342 --> 00:28:58,662 Where do you think? From his mother! 494 00:29:00,342 --> 00:29:02,602 If you don't mind my saying, she's having a 495 00:29:02,603 --> 00:29:04,862 tough time taking care of him all by herself. 496 00:29:04,902 --> 00:29:07,702 She is not caring for him all by herself. I'm here. 497 00:29:11,502 --> 00:29:13,502 What's that? What are you doing? 498 00:29:13,542 --> 00:29:17,702 My tonic. There's herbs everywhere here. You probably thought they were weeds! 499 00:29:17,742 --> 00:29:19,742 It stinks. 500 00:29:22,902 --> 00:29:24,902 Come here, boy! Get out. 501 00:29:24,942 --> 00:29:26,942 It's not allowed in here. 502 00:29:26,982 --> 00:29:29,102 I don't think anyone's told him that. 503 00:29:29,142 --> 00:29:31,142 It's unhygienic. 504 00:29:31,182 --> 00:29:34,062 And so are you now. Wash before you touch the child. 505 00:29:34,102 --> 00:29:36,102 Ooh, get you! 506 00:29:36,142 --> 00:29:40,222 Don't think I need your advice about child-raising, thank you very much. 507 00:29:40,262 --> 00:29:42,262 Get out. 508 00:29:44,942 --> 00:29:46,942 You. 509 00:30:00,302 --> 00:30:02,302 All right, Bert? 510 00:30:02,342 --> 00:30:05,182 Pint? I've come to see Mark. 511 00:30:05,222 --> 00:30:07,982 He's out the back. Fetch him for me, would you? 512 00:30:08,022 --> 00:30:10,022 Yeah. 513 00:30:28,302 --> 00:30:30,102 Gotcha. 514 00:30:35,822 --> 00:30:37,822 Get rid of that. It's not a cafe. 515 00:30:37,862 --> 00:30:40,582 Lunch is over anyway. Where's Louisa's mother? 516 00:30:46,102 --> 00:30:48,102 Hello. All right? 517 00:30:57,342 --> 00:30:59,342 I'm still here. 518 00:30:59,382 --> 00:31:01,382 Haven't run off and left him. 519 00:31:03,102 --> 00:31:06,662 You're a doctor. Do you think she's had work done? 520 00:31:06,702 --> 00:31:08,702 Take your shoes off my bed, please. 521 00:31:11,582 --> 00:31:13,182 Hi. 522 00:31:13,222 --> 00:31:15,022 What's the matter? 523 00:31:15,062 --> 00:31:17,062 Nothing. He's fine. 524 00:31:17,102 --> 00:31:20,102 He just needed a calming influence. 525 00:31:20,142 --> 00:31:22,282 It's not healthy having a mummy and daddy 526 00:31:22,283 --> 00:31:24,422 who are stressed out all the time. 527 00:31:24,462 --> 00:31:26,662 I don't think we are that stressed, Mother. 528 00:31:26,702 --> 00:31:28,702 Why are you checking him? 529 00:31:28,742 --> 00:31:31,862 It's unusual for an infant to change its sleep pattern. 530 00:31:31,902 --> 00:31:34,102 Let's wake him up and tell him, shall we? 531 00:31:36,622 --> 00:31:39,622 Come on, you stragglers! Let's do it for the kiddies! 532 00:31:39,662 --> 00:31:42,542 Pick those feet up! Come on, Stanley, get a move on. 533 00:31:44,102 --> 00:31:46,982 We'll be here all night. Shift some of that weight. 534 00:31:47,022 --> 00:31:50,302 If you get any heavier, the village will slip into the sea. 535 00:31:56,222 --> 00:31:58,222 Stanley, that is a misdemeanour! 536 00:31:58,262 --> 00:32:01,542 Joe. I need you to come with me. 537 00:32:01,582 --> 00:32:04,462 No can do, Bert. A race marshal's work is never done. 538 00:32:04,502 --> 00:32:06,622 Until it's done. 539 00:32:06,662 --> 00:32:09,782 I have evidence of a smuggling operation. 540 00:32:11,222 --> 00:32:13,222 Are you serious? Right here. 541 00:32:13,262 --> 00:32:15,262 Under your nose. 542 00:32:21,582 --> 00:32:23,862 Where's this evidence? Patience, Joe. 543 00:32:23,902 --> 00:32:25,902 There is where I'd hide it. 544 00:32:25,942 --> 00:32:27,942 Stand back. 545 00:32:37,102 --> 00:32:39,102 Of course. 546 00:32:54,742 --> 00:32:56,742 Ha ha! 547 00:32:56,782 --> 00:32:59,102 Duty-free contraband. Not for re-sale. 548 00:32:59,142 --> 00:33:01,462 And that's exactly what he's been doing. 549 00:33:01,502 --> 00:33:03,502 Legally-speaking, it's just wine. 550 00:33:03,542 --> 00:33:05,542 Unless we catch him in the act. 551 00:33:05,582 --> 00:33:10,062 No problem. Turn up tonight, order some of his over-priced fish. 552 00:33:10,102 --> 00:33:12,902 And then... when he starts serving his dodgy wine, 553 00:33:12,942 --> 00:33:14,382 nicked. 554 00:33:14,422 --> 00:33:16,422 Arrested. 555 00:33:16,462 --> 00:33:18,782 Speaking of which, we shouldn't be here. 556 00:33:18,822 --> 00:33:21,222 I could have us for breaking and entering. 557 00:33:28,342 --> 00:33:30,342 It's him! 558 00:34:24,602 --> 00:34:26,602 Louisa! 559 00:34:28,282 --> 00:34:30,282 Louisa! 560 00:34:32,962 --> 00:34:34,962 Louisa! 561 00:34:35,002 --> 00:34:37,002 Ssshh! 562 00:34:37,042 --> 00:34:39,042 Don't wake him! Smell that. 563 00:34:39,082 --> 00:34:41,082 Alcohol. 564 00:34:41,122 --> 00:34:44,082 No. She wouldn't do something like that. 565 00:34:44,122 --> 00:34:46,122 What else does it look like? 566 00:34:47,682 --> 00:34:50,282 There has to be an explanation. Doesn't there? 567 00:34:52,202 --> 00:34:54,202 I'll be off, then. 568 00:34:54,242 --> 00:34:57,122 If ever you need a baby-sitter, you know where I am. 569 00:34:57,162 --> 00:34:59,402 Did you put something in this? 570 00:35:01,402 --> 00:35:03,402 A few drops of my tonic. 571 00:35:03,442 --> 00:35:06,722 He loves it. It's homeopathic. Sort of. 572 00:35:08,482 --> 00:35:11,242 Been taking it for years! What do you mean, sort of? 573 00:35:12,482 --> 00:35:15,202 Comfrey, lavender, mint, bit of apple peel. 574 00:35:15,242 --> 00:35:17,242 Yeast. 575 00:35:17,282 --> 00:35:21,082 The yeast in the apple skin. It turns the plant sugars into alcohol. 576 00:35:21,122 --> 00:35:24,282 It's alcoholic. You have drugged our child. 577 00:35:25,762 --> 00:35:28,562 I think that's taking things a bit far, don't you? 578 00:35:28,602 --> 00:35:31,522 Haven't you noticed the effect it has on you? I have. 579 00:35:31,562 --> 00:35:33,562 Never did you any harm. 580 00:35:39,402 --> 00:35:41,402 Just go, please. 581 00:35:56,002 --> 00:35:58,002 Hello! Hello! 582 00:35:58,042 --> 00:36:00,042 Officer in need of assistance! 583 00:36:00,082 --> 00:36:02,282 And some trousers. 584 00:36:02,322 --> 00:36:05,322 The important thing is to stay calm. 585 00:36:07,042 --> 00:36:09,042 That's basic police training. 586 00:36:10,922 --> 00:36:12,922 Can anybody hear me? Joe! 587 00:36:12,962 --> 00:36:15,042 If he finds us, we'll never nail him. 588 00:36:16,162 --> 00:36:18,162 I can't stay in here any longer. 589 00:36:18,202 --> 00:36:21,082 The thing about hypothermia is it creeps up on you. 590 00:36:21,122 --> 00:36:24,002 I could easily be dying and not be aware of the fact. 591 00:36:24,042 --> 00:36:28,522 Mark! We're stuck in your cold store facility! 592 00:36:28,562 --> 00:36:30,562 Who's there? 593 00:36:31,562 --> 00:36:33,562 PC Joe Penhale! 594 00:36:34,682 --> 00:36:36,682 And a citizen. 595 00:36:36,722 --> 00:36:38,722 What are you doing in there? 596 00:36:38,762 --> 00:36:40,762 We wandered in by accident, Mark. 597 00:36:42,002 --> 00:36:45,162 You been... You been... snooping? 598 00:36:45,202 --> 00:36:49,642 No. We just... Could you let us out? Then we can talk about it. 599 00:36:49,682 --> 00:36:51,682 Before I do... 600 00:36:55,162 --> 00:36:58,122 My. Is he breathing? 601 00:37:03,322 --> 00:37:05,322 He'll be all right, won't he? 602 00:37:05,362 --> 00:37:07,762 He's not showing any signs of discomfort. 603 00:37:07,802 --> 00:37:11,082 Just when I think she can't do anything else to surprise me. 604 00:37:13,082 --> 00:37:15,082 Is she going to be staying for long? 605 00:37:15,122 --> 00:37:17,122 No. Not after this. 606 00:37:17,162 --> 00:37:19,162 I'm going to go and talk to her. 607 00:37:20,802 --> 00:37:22,802 It's always the same old story. 608 00:37:23,802 --> 00:37:25,802 It ends with me being disappointed. 609 00:37:32,442 --> 00:37:34,442 I bought a fish. 610 00:37:34,482 --> 00:37:36,482 Thank you. 611 00:37:41,042 --> 00:37:43,042 Sorry, I have to... 612 00:37:43,082 --> 00:37:44,482 Ellingham. 613 00:37:53,522 --> 00:37:55,642 What's happened? He collapsed, Doc! 614 00:37:55,682 --> 00:37:59,202 Probably exhausted from hauling all this illegal duty-free. 615 00:37:59,242 --> 00:38:02,042 Any time is good for letting us out, Doc. 616 00:38:02,082 --> 00:38:04,162 What happened, Mr Bridge? 617 00:38:06,002 --> 00:38:08,722 How long have your eyes been sensitive to light? 618 00:38:08,762 --> 00:38:10,762 A couple of days. 619 00:38:10,802 --> 00:38:12,802 You're not shutting me down. 620 00:38:12,842 --> 00:38:14,842 We caught you red-handed. 621 00:38:14,882 --> 00:38:18,002 Nearly. He's got a pile of untaxed foreign goods in here. 622 00:38:18,042 --> 00:38:21,162 Perhaps I could treat the patient before you arrest him. 623 00:38:23,722 --> 00:38:26,522 Have you got this rash anywhere else on your body? 624 00:38:26,562 --> 00:38:28,562 My feet. 625 00:38:28,602 --> 00:38:31,482 Does it hurt when you pass urine? Yeah, a little bit. 626 00:38:31,522 --> 00:38:34,802 I want you up on those crates. Do you think you can stand up? 627 00:38:41,442 --> 00:38:44,242 Have you been abroad recently? Not for a couple of years. 628 00:38:44,282 --> 00:38:46,282 Liar! I've seen his ferry ticket. 629 00:38:46,322 --> 00:38:48,322 Have you been abroad recently? 630 00:38:49,722 --> 00:38:51,722 France, last month. On the ferry. 631 00:38:51,762 --> 00:38:54,842 Did you have a stomach upset while you were there? 632 00:38:54,882 --> 00:38:57,282 A couple of days. Felt fine after. 633 00:38:57,322 --> 00:39:00,242 Yes, you would have. All your symptoms are related. 634 00:39:00,282 --> 00:39:03,362 It's called Reiter's syndrome. What the hell is that? 635 00:39:03,402 --> 00:39:05,402 It's an auto-immune condition 636 00:39:05,442 --> 00:39:07,922 caused by the infection that you picked up. 637 00:39:07,962 --> 00:39:11,682 You'd have saved me a lot of time if you'd told me all your symptoms. 638 00:39:11,722 --> 00:39:13,522 How did I get that on a booze cruise? 639 00:39:13,562 --> 00:39:16,482 This bacteria is most commonly found in Third World countries. 640 00:39:16,522 --> 00:39:18,362 But anywhere with poor hygiene will do. 641 00:39:18,402 --> 00:39:20,402 Like France. 642 00:39:20,442 --> 00:39:22,442 Like a passenger ferry. 643 00:39:24,602 --> 00:39:26,602 You're not going to close me down? 644 00:39:26,642 --> 00:39:28,642 You're not infectious. 645 00:39:28,682 --> 00:39:30,682 Right. I'll get back to it, then. 646 00:39:34,402 --> 00:39:36,402 No, you won't. 647 00:39:36,442 --> 00:39:40,242 You need immediate bed rest, a course of antibiotics, and plenty of fluids. 648 00:39:40,282 --> 00:39:42,062 I've got the bank on my back. 649 00:39:42,063 --> 00:39:43,842 If I don't turn my business round, I'll lose it. 650 00:39:43,882 --> 00:39:47,202 I don't care about your business. Your health is my concern. 651 00:39:47,242 --> 00:39:51,122 Doc, if he's not a goner, do you think you could let us out now, please? 652 00:39:51,162 --> 00:39:53,842 The key's on the barrel, right under the stone. 653 00:40:03,242 --> 00:40:05,322 It's the fresh air you miss the most. 654 00:40:05,362 --> 00:40:07,362 Mr Bridge, straight to bed. 655 00:40:07,402 --> 00:40:10,962 I can't. I can't re-freeze all that fish! 656 00:40:11,002 --> 00:40:14,442 Here, I might be able to help you out there. 657 00:40:14,482 --> 00:40:16,482 As a fellow businessman. 658 00:40:18,162 --> 00:40:20,162 There you are. 659 00:40:35,682 --> 00:40:38,882 That's his third plate. I thought he'd eat like a sparrow. 660 00:40:38,922 --> 00:40:42,122 You shouldn't have promised the winner all he could eat. 661 00:40:44,362 --> 00:40:48,002 Hello, Ruth. Have you come for our fish and chip special? 662 00:40:48,042 --> 00:40:50,042 No, thank you. 663 00:40:50,082 --> 00:40:52,962 None of the plugs are working in my upstairs rooms. 664 00:40:53,002 --> 00:40:56,122 Sounds like you've got a problem with your electricals. 665 00:40:56,162 --> 00:41:00,082 Well, yes. And that's your cue to say I told you so. 666 00:41:00,122 --> 00:41:02,122 I'm going easy on you until pay day. 667 00:41:02,162 --> 00:41:04,882 But I'll pop by tomorrow morning and have a look. 668 00:41:06,202 --> 00:41:08,962 I'd like to take you on full-time as farm manager. 669 00:41:10,122 --> 00:41:12,522 Yeah? Could be interesting. 670 00:41:12,562 --> 00:41:14,402 If you like that sort of thing. 671 00:41:16,602 --> 00:41:20,402 I'd sort of oversee the farm as well as do the repairs and the animals? 672 00:41:20,442 --> 00:41:22,442 That's the idea. 673 00:41:22,482 --> 00:41:25,362 Providing we have your blessing, of course, Bert. 674 00:41:25,402 --> 00:41:27,402 We could do with the extra cash, Dad. 675 00:41:27,442 --> 00:41:30,162 No, no. Up to you, my boy. Yeah? 676 00:41:30,202 --> 00:41:32,202 Good. See you first thing. 677 00:41:34,522 --> 00:41:36,522 Excuse me. I can do that, Dad. 678 00:41:36,562 --> 00:41:38,562 No, I can handle this. 679 00:41:38,602 --> 00:41:40,882 I'm sure you've got lots of things to do. 680 00:41:52,562 --> 00:41:54,562 Don't! Stop! Sit! Out! 681 00:41:55,962 --> 00:41:58,042 The invitation to dinner was for one. 682 00:41:58,082 --> 00:42:00,202 I didn't bring him. Do you need a hand? 683 00:42:00,242 --> 00:42:02,242 Um... Yes. Give it to me. 684 00:42:03,202 --> 00:42:05,202 I meant the child. 685 00:42:08,362 --> 00:42:11,842 I don't mind them when they're not wailing. Which you did a lot. 686 00:42:11,882 --> 00:42:16,282 Your father believed a crying child was best left alone in a room. 687 00:42:16,322 --> 00:42:18,322 Solitary confinement. 688 00:42:18,362 --> 00:42:20,442 Thinking has changed since then. 689 00:42:25,202 --> 00:42:27,202 Didn't do me any harm. 690 00:42:27,242 --> 00:42:29,242 We're having fish. With chips. 691 00:42:29,282 --> 00:42:31,282 Couscous. 692 00:42:31,322 --> 00:42:33,322 Yummy. 693 00:42:34,362 --> 00:42:36,362 Out! 694 00:42:57,162 --> 00:43:01,042 When you were little, you'd always run after me and say you were sorry. 695 00:43:04,922 --> 00:43:06,922 I'm not here to apologise. 696 00:43:06,962 --> 00:43:08,962 You threw me out of your house! 697 00:43:09,002 --> 00:43:11,002 You gave my baby alcohol. 698 00:43:11,042 --> 00:43:13,042 Is that such a hanging offence? 699 00:43:13,082 --> 00:43:15,082 It never used to be. 700 00:43:15,122 --> 00:43:17,522 You're never sorry for anything, are you? 701 00:43:17,562 --> 00:43:19,562 Not this again, Lulu. 702 00:43:19,602 --> 00:43:22,402 You show up and expect to pick up where you left off. 703 00:43:22,442 --> 00:43:25,762 What do you want me to say? It's not about you or what you say. 704 00:43:25,802 --> 00:43:27,802 It's... 705 00:43:27,842 --> 00:43:29,842 No, you're right. 706 00:43:29,882 --> 00:43:32,082 What's the point? Of course I'm right. 707 00:43:33,882 --> 00:43:36,962 Have a glass of wine. We'll talk about something else. 708 00:43:37,002 --> 00:43:39,002 OK, Lulu? 709 00:43:39,042 --> 00:43:41,162 Mum, I really would like you to leave. 710 00:43:42,962 --> 00:43:45,642 I didn't know it was alcohol. 711 00:43:45,682 --> 00:43:47,882 I understand you didn't mean any harm. 712 00:43:50,162 --> 00:43:52,162 But I just don't want you here. 713 00:43:56,682 --> 00:43:59,882 You'd have been more miserable with me around, you know. 714 00:43:59,922 --> 00:44:01,922 If I'd stayed. 715 00:44:03,442 --> 00:44:05,442 We'll never know, will we? 716 00:44:05,482 --> 00:44:09,082 Maybe if I'd had my mum around, things might have been different. 717 00:44:09,122 --> 00:44:11,122 I felt so alone then, Lulu. 718 00:44:12,602 --> 00:44:16,122 Then I come here and I see you with your baby and I just wanted... 719 00:44:21,162 --> 00:44:23,882 We've missed out on so much already, haven't we? 720 00:44:27,882 --> 00:44:29,882 I'm sorry, Lulu. 721 00:44:33,282 --> 00:44:35,282 I'm sorry for everything. 722 00:44:55,362 --> 00:44:57,362 Don't tell Martin. No, no. 723 00:44:57,402 --> 00:44:59,402 Of course not. 724 00:45:04,202 --> 00:45:06,202 Surgery is now in session. 725 00:45:06,242 --> 00:45:08,562 What medical complaint do you have? What? 726 00:45:08,602 --> 00:45:11,202 What? Stop wasting my time! Get out! 727 00:45:11,242 --> 00:45:12,642 Out! Out! Out! 728 00:45:12,682 --> 00:45:15,882 Unless you let me give you this injection, I will fire you. 729 00:45:18,202 --> 00:45:19,562 That will do. 730 00:45:28,202 --> 00:45:30,202 ITFC subtitles Sync and Corrected by APOLLO